Dog: My humans are remarkable creatures. They have all sorts of devices that they use to help them throughout the day. Among these devices are several that have caught my eye. There is a device that takes water and turns it into a brown liquid which my humans drink every morning. (The humans seem to love this brown liquid but I don't think it smells very good.) There is another device that is rectangular in shape and my human puts it on her knee in the evenings. It seems to help her relax. I am now making a great study of all these devices. I am very excited as I have recently procured the rectangle. It seems to have some stringy metal running through it, and it has a tail with a 3-prong silver piece at the end of it. I am eager to learn how to activate the device. It is rather stressful monitoring the squirrels in the front yard all day and my neck gets sore....
Human: Why does my dog keep taking the heating pad and putting it on his bed?
